BlueMagic, My Ass(courtesy of www.blindiforthekids.com)

No, that’s your boy, not mine. You would be hard pressed to hear me say anything kind about Jay-Z, sorry. I know I’ve travelled this road before, but I had to comment about Mr. Carter’s comeback. Shoot, I do live in Bed Stuy….his songs, image and brands are everywhere I go. I seen a crackhead freebasing with a Rocawear spoon on Myrtle and Nostrand just last night.

Ok, HORRIBLE joke! My bad. But it does lead me to the theme of this rant. Crack is wack. We know that, right? We did know that well before Ms. Whitney made it a punchline, no? And we acknowledge the tragic effects of the crack epidemic on our community, right? Who you know who doesn’t have one crackhead relative or neighbor? How many of y’all been robbed by a fiend? Who hasn’t walked down the block and seen real-life ghouls? Grown men and women with their skin sunken and sallow, like they died three weeks ago.

Yeah, crack is wack as Hell. Except for when Jay is rapping about selling it, right? Someone, pray tell, let me know what kinda vodun Shawn Carter has worked on the world. If I could get my hands on some of that, man, eff a blog! I’d have a Times Best Seller on my hands! And I would use my magic for good, not just to sell some damn vodka or sweatsuit. Perhaps Beyonce’s proud Creole mama worked a root for her future son-in law. Whatever it is, this man has the world drinking the Kool-Aid. Except for me of course. I’m a conscientious Jay-Z objector, and I don’t give a damn how many records he sold or millions he amassed. I’m not worshiping at his temple.

First of all, Jay’s whole “American Gangster” thing is BEYOND wack. Y’all wouldn’t let nobody else get away with this! He sees the movie, decides to make a song inspired by it and now he wants to star in a movie based on the song? So, basically he’s gonna make “Streets Is Watching” AGAIN. Where is Spike Lee? Is he okay with this?

Jay’s under 40, so I don’t blame him for un-retiring. People who have music in their heart don’t stop creating until their body forces them to cease. But I don’t respect him “returning to his roots”. This man hangs out with Gwenyeth Paltrow; do we really need to hear him boasting about pushing weight? I feel like he has seen Jeezy and Rick Ross doing the Coke Rap thing and he feels like he’s left out. Like, ;”Oo“Oh, but Toldja, he’s flowing like Rakim!” oh, don’t forget about me! I’m gaaaangsta! I sold drugs too!” The film was just an excuse for him to pull this gimmick out of the bag. This is a wack stunt to make sure everyones lips are firmly on his….you know.

So what? Rakim ain’t dead; if you want to hear Rakim, listen to Rakim. I’m sure he’ll get sucked into a wack contract with Def Jam any day now and put out a record that gets no press. Meanwhile, there is a millionaire on my radio doing his best Rakim impression and I don’t know why! You wanna talk about crack, Jay? Talk about what crack has done to our people. Talk about how the drug influx of the Regan era cost Black people so many of the (small) gains we had made in the Civil Rights Era. Talk about how we can fix this.

Can’t you tell that I came from the dope game
Blame Reagan for making me into a monster
Blame Oliver north and Iran-Contra
I ran contraband that they sponsored
Before this rhyming stuff, we was in concert

WOW! This man proudly boasts of working in tandem with the greatest forces of evil America has seen in it’s young history. I know I’m really going on a tangent here, but the fact that people- especially the Bougies, the Buppies and the Bohos- are so enamoured by this….this SHIT, blows my mind!

We are watching the legacy of crack tear our community to pieces. The children of crack are growing up to be montsers without a concience. No sense of crime as they kill and destroy a community which killed and destroyed them before they drew their first breath. I don’t see anything worth celebrating about that. Man, fuck a Jay-Z.

Rockin Jelly Bean

If you don't bout this you need to google this dude.

Brands you need to know about

Flying Coffin is out of control they only been around for year and they haven't had a misstep yet you better hope on them before they get to popular.

Tags

Ok now lets talk bout these assholes who feel the need to leave the tags on their fake jeans and shirts. you if you just came back from canal street ans you BBC'd out we don't wanna see you with that silly ass space ship hangin off your tag, it only makes us laugh harder. But if for reason you actually would leave the tag on some real shit it makes you look clownish and like ya shit is fake. So next time your drop hella dough on some new Prps jeans or (ugly) True Religions think about how much of an ass you look like with ya tag hangin off ya ass.

I hope Michael spit on you

It's kinda fucked up i'm startin my blog off on a negative note but i had to do it. Please i must know how is it that these so called shoe heads and grown ass men are out here copping millions of pairs of fake Jorans daily. I mean damn i never even owned a pair of jordan's but ever black person i know including myself knows all the damn colors that came out so why do yall constantly buy more and more outrageous fakes. Come on man first off if you shoppin in the flea market kill yourself and then if some one tells you they got some exclusie jordans for $60 you know damn well that you gettin raped. so please stop all this madness or just simply kill yourself!!!